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<i>[rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[humming]

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Hey. Hey, Butt-Head.

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Butt-Head!

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Hey, Butt-Head.
What's going on?

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Oh.

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What's going on?
Not a lot going on with me,

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but, hey,
thanks for asking, man.

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Oh, you're welcome.

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What's going on
with you, pal?

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Oh, not much.
I was looking for Butt-Head--

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Man, I wish
I had your confidence.

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Just go up to someone
you don't know and ask,

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"What's going on?"

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I'm new in town.
I ought to try that.

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Bet I'd meet a lot more people.

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I'm Keith, by the way.
What's your name, buddy?

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- Oh, Beavis.
- Great to meet you, Beavis.

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What are you up to, man?
We should hang out.

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Yeah, um...

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I'm a people person
like you, man.

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All these people I meet
are so uptight, you know?

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No one wants
to just hang out.

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Well, I'm gonna
go find Butt-Head.

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I think he's at the Maxi Mart.
See you later.

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That's cool, man. No prob.

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Hey, I'm headed that way.
I'll give you a ride.

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Uh, I don't know.

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It's just a ride, man.
I'm not gonna bite you.

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Look at this guy.

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Okay.
Okay, I guess that's cool.

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Yeah. [guffawing]

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On the way, I just gotta do
just a couple little things.

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Oh, and you gotta
meet my buddy, Rafe.

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Wait a minute. What?

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[door handle rattles]

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Okay, I'm gonna show you
how to do this barefoot.

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The secret is all in your meat.

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Oh, this is that video

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where they show you
how to shake that ass.

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Cool! Yeah! [guffawing]

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You know, I've always wanted
to learn how to shake that ass.

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Yeah, it's, like,
on my bucket list.

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I want to shake my ass
in a bucket.

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[both laughing]

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<i>This time, I'm finally</i> <i>
gonna pay attention,</i>

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<i>and I'm gonna learn</i> <i>
how to shake that ass.</i>

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I'm just gonna stand up here.

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Get my feet
shoulder length apart.

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Okay. [guffawing]

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I don't care
how much meat you have.

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If you got big meat...

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[chuckling]
She said "big meat."

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Shut up, Butt-Head! Okay.

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If you got little meat...

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She said "little meat."
[chuckling]

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<i>Shut up, Butt-Head!</i> <i>
Come on.</i>

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You can go on the ball
of your foot

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or you can go on your heel.
- "Ball of your foot."

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Damn it, Butt-Head.

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<i>Okay, come on. Come on.</i> <i>
Get it all out of your system.</i>

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<i>Come on. She said "meat."</i>

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<i>She said "big meat,"</i> <i>
"small meat."</i>

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<i>She said "balls."</i>
- Speed it up.

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<i>Okay, are you done?</i> <i>
[guffawing]</i>

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Uh, maybe.

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And here it is from the back.

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You have no ass.

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Damn it, Butt-Head!

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You look like two legs
shoved into a back.

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Damn it, Butt-Head! Shut up!

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When I start shaking that ass,

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there's gonna be
a lot of chicks coming over.

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<i>No, there won't.</i>

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<i>Damn it, Butt-Head.</i>

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<i>I'm sick</i> <i>
of sitting around here</i>

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<i>listening to your crap</i> <i>
and your do-nothing attitude,</i>

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and I'm gonna learn this!

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No, you're not.

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You're gonna give up.

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<i>You can't do anything.</i>

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[chuckling]

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My butt's kind of tired.
Let's watch something else.

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I am gonna learn this later, though.

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Shake your meat.

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So I say to Marcy--I'm like,

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"Marcy, hey,
if you want this relationship

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"to come
from a place of honesty,

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you can't get all aggro
when I'm being honest."

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Do you know what I'm saying?
- Uh-huh. [guffawing]

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Thanks for doing that
with me, man.

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You're a great hang.

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I'll take you
to the Maxi Mart now.

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Yeah, that's good,
because we've been

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driving around a long time,
and I really--

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I just gotta pop in here
and get oat milk

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and, like,
four or five more things.

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Marcy can't handle
regular milk.

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Remind me
to tell you about that later.

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Oh, and trash bags.

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Giving me a ride was cool
and everything,

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but I'm just gonna walk
for a while here.

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Yeah. [guffawing]

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Good idea, man.
I want to walk too.

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Gotta get my steps in today.
- Oh, boy.

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Never gonna get to 10,000

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without my buddy
keeping me honest, yo.

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I just need to go a different
direction than you, because--

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Hey, you got
a Metallica shirt.

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You like music, right?
- Well, yeah, but--

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Okay,
then you're gonna love this.

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You gotta come see this.

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I really can't,
because I gotta--

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Come on, man.
You don't want to walk.

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Maxi Mart's, like,
two miles away.

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We passed it on the way here.

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[playing rock ballad]

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♪ ♪

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This store's awesome, right?
Right?

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Yeah, so I'm gonna
go find Butt-Head now.

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Okay, just hold this
for one second.

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I'm gonna give you a ride.
You're gonna get there

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so much quicker, dude. Come on.

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Hey, yo,
where the keyboards at?

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Um...

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Let's see here.

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[amplifier feedback]

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Aah, sorry!
[feedback intensifies]

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[feedback warbling]

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[amplifier powers down]

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[hip-hop music]

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[record scratching]

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I'll just be a minute.
Don't worry, pal.

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♪ ♪

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So I just gotta tell Marcy,

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"Hey, I'm a people person
like Beavis."

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Hop in, man. She's close.

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Um, I just gotta go.

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Butt-Head's waiting
at the Maxi Mart, so...

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[guffawing]

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Okay.
I'll see you later, boss.

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No problem.

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Really?

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Hey, man,
thanks for hanging out.

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Metallica's the best, right?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Metallica kicks ass.

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Dude, you're gonna
love this song I wrote.

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You just gotta listen
to this one song.

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Then you can go.

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I just...

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[grumbles]
Oh, God.

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It'll take, like, one second.

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Yeah.

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[picking guitar]

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♪ ♪

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It's called "Exit Sandman."

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It's about beginnings, man.

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New beginnings.

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♪ Exit night ♪

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♪ Enter light ♪

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♪ Give me your hand ♪

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♪ We're off
to forever always land ♪

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Come on, man, sing along.
Come on. I know you know it.

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I know you know it.
Come on, let's do it. Ready?

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I don't want to.

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I know you know it, pal.
Come on, let's hear that voice.

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You got that scratchy rock
and roll voice, man.

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♪ Give me your hand ♪

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both: ♪ We're off
to forever always land ♪

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Nice.

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So what should I tell
this chick Marcy, man?

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Seriously.
- God damn it, enough!

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I gotta go! Now!

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You're right.
I gotta tell her, "I gotta go.

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I gotta go, Marcy."
Man, thank you, Beavis.

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Hey man, I'm really sorry
I took up so much of your time.

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Oh, that's okay.

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Well, gotta go. [snickers]

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Okay. Fist bump, man.

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Um, what?

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Fist bump.

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I never--
I never did that before.

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So, I just--oh.

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Hey, that was pretty cool. Yeah.

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Yeah, so you just
kind of--yeah.

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Hell yeah, man.

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And then you can do this.

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[imitates explosion]

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Ah, fire! Fire! - Right?

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So we'll hang out
tomorrow, right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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You know,
drive around and stuff.

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Yeah, pretty cool. [chuckles]

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Damn it, Beavis,
where have you been?

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I was trying to go
to Maxi Mart,

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but there was this dude,
and he was, like, pretty weird.

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But then he turned out
to be pretty cool

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because he showed me
this thing where you, like--

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Oh. Oh, you already know
about it.

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Ahh!

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[chuckles]

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You're right, Beavis.
That was pretty cool.

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[laughs]

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It's called a fist bump.

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<i>[rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Chirp.

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